A collection of often adorable, sometimes bizarre, and always hilarious Batman related merchandise and crafts found on the internet. The vast majority of posts are sourced, so clicking on the picture takes a purchase page.
If it's ridiculous and Batman themed, it belongs here.
My personal tumblr, by contrast, is here, if you are so inclined.“This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren’t you? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”
Looks like someone has an asphyxiation fetish. Chokey chokey time!
(though I’m honestly not sure the Joker’s into being a gasper as much as Batman is into…being Batman.)
my beautiful obsession
I approve of basically everything that is going on here. Plus, I own one of those watches, but my bat booty shorts aren’t nearly as cool. Props! I love the non-Bats related ankh, too.
I am actually wearing a new Batman shirt RIGHT NOW but I’m probably too lazy to take a picture. I assure you it’s a cool shirt, though.
SUBMIT PICTURES OF YOUR BAT STUFF, BAT FANS!
Joker merch and other villains also welcome, of course.
I’m a punk ass straight edge former vegan, so I don’t smoke and never have—but if someone passed me this bowl think I’d just have to get high as hell immediately, you know?
what what what give me now pls
I’m trying to source it! No luck so far, though I now have 2490249 tabs open to shit like hailmaryjane.com.
Here, have a less awesome Batbowl?
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I mean, it’s not as cool looking, but on the bright side, it basically looks like a dildo. source!
I’m a punk ass straight edge former vegan, so I don’t smoke and never have—but if someone passed me this bowl think I’d just have to get high as hell immediately, you know?
Fuck, you guys—I still want these and don’t have them. And I’m jealous of all you fucks who do.
BRB MOURNING FOREVER OR UNTIL I GET A BETTER JOB.
Also, clearly the Joker wears these on his days off, right? Robin probably does, too. Everyone loves Bats!
(via christopherlane)
Guys, I know it’s kind of hard to tell, so you’ll have to trust me on this: someone made a narwhal Batman. Conceptually, I think that is something we can all get behind, because it’s ever closer to the goal of Batman+unicorn.
Gotham Evening Post.
- Art by Steve Downer
The line art here is done by Mark Dos Santos, and you can purchase these prints here, or at the various cons he attends.
I own a beautiful print of the first one, which I bought at Dragon Con, along with a print of Harley with Bud and Lou. Dos Santos is a very talented and always super cool and nice to everyone at his booth.
(via troublicious)
You know the only thing that depresses Bruce Wayne more than finding Batman panties on his hot supermodel date? Remember those? The boner killing “she loves my other self that only exists because my PARENTS ARE DEEEAD,” panties?
What could possibly be worse for Bruce than being upstaged by himself?
THESE BABIES.
Being upstaged by your most hated enemy: even worse.
…
QUICK, EVERYONE PAYPAL ME $65 SO I CAN PUT MY FAVORITE COLOR AND MY FAVORITE VILLAIN ON MY TITS.
32 D! I am waiting, internet.
So there was seriously like a three week period there with me forgetting my password and refusing to reset it.
Hi, guys!
MEANWHILE, IN GOTHAM’S MINIMART….
Picture is “Batman Luv Toast” XMenouX @ DeviantArt
Batman loves his toast, guys.
Anonymous asked: Dear Batman, what's your transportation of choice these days? I hear you're rocking the Batwing these days, but there's always the Batpod, right?
Dinosaurs.
Anonymous asked: Dear Batman: Ive been doing some paperwork with the Special Crimes unit, and some questions have started to arise about your, er, rather low level of success when it comes to apprehending Catwoman; is there anything I should know? atte. Commissioner Gordon.
Gordon:
We’ll discuss my rate of success with Catwoman after we discuss Gotham PD’s track record with keeping clowns incarcerated.
PS: I AM VERY SUCCESSFUL WITH CATWOMAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Anonymous asked: So, that new Robin of yours seems to be a complete a-hole; bet you're missing the old times now, eh? Sincerely. JT
Dear Jason:
Even though I ultimately failed you, I raised you better than this.
also: YES.
