A collection of often adorable, sometimes bizarre, and always hilarious Batman related merchandise and crafts found on the internet. The vast majority of posts are sourced, so clicking on the picture takes a purchase page.
If it's ridiculous and Batman themed, it belongs here.
My personal tumblr, by contrast, is here, if you are so inclined.Gotham Evening Post.
- Art by Steve Downer
The line art here is done by Mark Dos Santos, and you can purchase these prints here, or at the various cons he attends.
I own a beautiful print of the first one, which I bought at Dragon Con, along with a print of Harley with Bud and Lou. Dos Santos is a very talented and always super cool and nice to everyone at his booth.
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You know the only thing that depresses Bruce Wayne more than finding Batman panties on his hot supermodel date? Remember those? The boner killing “she loves my other self that only exists because my PARENTS ARE DEEEAD,” panties?
What could possibly be worse for Bruce than being upstaged by himself?
THESE BABIES.
Being upstaged by your most hated enemy: even worse.
…
QUICK, EVERYONE PAYPAL ME $65 SO I CAN PUT MY FAVORITE COLOR AND MY FAVORITE VILLAIN ON MY TITS.
32 D! I am waiting, internet.
So there was seriously like a three week period there with me forgetting my password and refusing to reset it.
Hi, guys!
MEANWHILE, IN GOTHAM’S MINIMART….
Picture is “Batman Luv Toast” XMenouX @ DeviantArt
Batman loves his toast, guys.
Anonymous asked: Dear Batman, what's your transportation of choice these days? I hear you're rocking the Batwing these days, but there's always the Batpod, right?
Dinosaurs.
Anonymous asked: Dear Batman: Ive been doing some paperwork with the Special Crimes unit, and some questions have started to arise about your, er, rather low level of success when it comes to apprehending Catwoman; is there anything I should know? atte. Commissioner Gordon.
Gordon:
We’ll discuss my rate of success with Catwoman after we discuss Gotham PD’s track record with keeping clowns incarcerated.
PS: I AM VERY SUCCESSFUL WITH CATWOMAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Anonymous asked: So, that new Robin of yours seems to be a complete a-hole; bet you're missing the old times now, eh? Sincerely. JT
Dear Jason:
Even though I ultimately failed you, I raised you better than this.
also: YES.
Anonymous asked: Dear Batman: Have you seen those kryptonite shards that used to be store in the JLA watchtower's trophy room? I swear I left them there after that thing with Brainiac that one time. atte. Kal.
Clark:
No idea. Maybe you should ask the day janitors.
Maybe you need to do a better job of keeping track of your things, Clark. Isn’t there a merit badge for that?
Fill up that ask box, batfans. I will answer questions about Batman, questions about myself, questions about most other things. I will answer questions AS BATMAN if you start your questions out with “Dear Batman.”
I don’t actually have anything to say. This is the product description:
Jae the Wolf has joined the Justice League as Batman.
Remember that sweet piece of swag I picked up at MegaCon, because dog+skeleton+Batman = justtakemymoneyplease? This cutie? Who now lives perpetually on the gas mask army surplus bag that functions as my purse? Right!
“I think that’s a cat,” a friend of mine said the other day.
“It’s a dog,” I said automatically, “Totally a dog.”
“Those look like cat ears to me,” friend observed.
“DOG,” I said firmly, “dog.”
Of course, I then had to skulk off into the shadows to frantically google via iphone “skeleanimals jae dog or cat.”
Answer: JAE IS A WOLF.
I win. I win! And you can win also because I tracked down this cuteness on amazon for you. Go on and click.
One day the self referential nature of the internet will suck itself into an ouroboros and terminate into a vortex of nothingness, but in the meantime
BRUSHIE
BRUSHIE
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Hos, bros, bats, clowns, etc! In order to organize my shit and post on here consistently—and to communicate with all y’all; there’s a bunch of you—I have finally created an e mail for this account! I will eventually chat you peeps up and, I don’t know, maybe learn how to use google+ or some nonsense?
Email comments, crits, questions to:
holybatjunkbatman@gmail.com
Picture unrelated; it’s just the best thing in the world.
At MegaCon! RIGHT NOW! Say hiiii; I’m in Valentine’s day-ish stuff—look for heart stockings.
Bought this sweet little dude! He’s a skeleton and a dog AND Batman; I pretty much immediately handed over money.
