Behold…My 3D Crystal Dick!!!
LED light under on a base that rotates on command :)
So, uh, hey. I was busy? Who cares. Part of my New Year’s Resolutions 2012 Plan (and I do make them, because I was born on New Year’s Day so I feel all fancy about them) is to do things consistently or just stop doing them, so. Ta-da, bloggy time.
Also I found a sweet ass shirt I want, and have to share.
Batman snuggie is back, and now there’s PJs too
So I missed the train last year when Hot Topic had Batman snuggies and I couldn’t forgive myself for it. (Saw your post from back in April.)
Turns out they’re back for the holidays bitch-az! I already ordered mine. http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/PopCulture/EverythingElse/ComicsAnimeCartoons//DC+Comics+Batman+Cozy+Throw+With+Sleeves-166049.jsp
Also, Spencers has hooded, caped, PJs. Amazing.
Holy shit, guys, holy shit. Alert reader claretheloser is baller awesome and we should make her our king. If you also missed the snuggie train, mourn no longer! Click on the link above or stroll into your local Hot Topic and tell them you need a bat snuggie for GREAT JUSTICE. And then pay them money? Or at least don’t mention my name when the cops show up? kkthx, batbros.
Yet this wonderful submission brings us more than the snuggie.
Behold this fucking batglorious bounty, friends! Behold—
NANANANANANANA SLUMBER PARTY NANANANANA
As always, feel free to write and send in “dear penthouse” style letters about how much sex you had in your batjammies.
So I left this blog up with a picture of a cake dick all this time?
I’m sort of more upset by the fact that this means that a Nightwing post was at the top of my Batman blog, though. Is that telling? Are my priorities wrong?