A collection of often adorable, sometimes bizarre, and always hilarious Batman related merchandise and crafts found on the internet. The vast majority of posts are sourced, so clicking on the picture takes a purchase page.
If it's ridiculous and Batman themed, it belongs here.
My personal tumblr, by contrast, is here, if you are so inclined.
I like to think that on the rare occasion Bruce gets it on with some socialite to keep the playboy cover intact, she turns out to be wearing Batman panties and it’s a total boner killer for him.
Bruce Wayne: forever upstaged (by himself).
want.want.want.want
Nah. Mais non, my good friend. He’s Batman, even when he’s Bruce Wayne, so he’s gonna brood about it. The correct answer is always
1) ANGST and
2) maybe punch something.
“My date doesn’t even like me she likes the other me that only exists because my PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAAD.”
etc etc etc
(via goreticia)
let me just say this. When you say you like a woman because she is a “strong female character,” you need to take a step back and look at this character. To you believe she’s a “strong, female character” because she’s existing in a role that has inherent male traits? Are you…
…Or maybe I just believe that, say, girls can fight (do I have to say, girls can fight, too?), and that’s not inherently masculine. Why is it inherently wrong to value strength or combative ability? How is disapproving of a female character doing “male” things going to help change society’s severely outdated notions of what is masculine or feminine? By the logic of “female character being liked because she is doing man things is wrong,” we just end up reinforcing stereotypes.
Let’s change the limits of masculine/feminine—let’s evolve as a society—instead of restricting ourselves to smaller and smaller boxes.
Gender policing in this roundabout direction still sucks, guys. I mean, “inherent male traits”? Inherent? Like what? The only inherent male trait is having a penis.
In conclusion: go see Haywire, where a female character—played by an actual, real world, female mixed martial arts fighter—is in the action hero role, doing typically “masculine” things, and making it excellent.
(via laigledemeaux)
I don’t like any of the Robins that much, but I do love dick jokes.
For $21.99, you can have vintage sexy Burt Ward on your chest, ready to shake his fist at the cowardly and superstitious lot.
“Holy merkins, Batman! Sometimes I think you took me in as your young ward just for the genitalia puns.” :(
“Ye of little faith, Robin. I also did it for the bird jokes.”
Abed is Batman Now available at RedBubble
I love Abed!Batman and you should too. He’s like normal Batman, but with less angst and crime fighting and more making parties awesome.
Behold…My 3D Crystal Dick!!!
LED light under on a base that rotates on command :)
Gotham City’s nice and all, but sometimes you’ve just got to have some really fresh fast-food sushi, you know? Before you hop on over to a hostess club while you kill time until your appointment to fight Godzilla. You know how it goes.
And if you’re a hikikomori who never leaves the house? Look slick in this sweet ass Batman shirt anyway.
Japanese Batman logo tee, $20.
BAT-FANS,
So, uh, hey. I was busy? Who cares. Part of my New Year’s Resolutions 2012 Plan (and I do make them, because I was born on New Year’s Day so I feel all fancy about them) is to do things consistently or just stop doing them, so. Ta-da, bloggy time.
Also I found a sweet ass shirt I want, and have to share.
A list of all of the comic merch I’ve found for this holiday season, broken down by store, with descriptions, prices, and links (for items also available online). Heavy on Batman, but also features various other DC and Marvel merch. All prices are in USD. Updates will be made as I come across new items, so be sure to keep checking back in.
Batman snuggie is back, and now there’s PJs too
So I missed the train last year when Hot Topic had Batman snuggies and I couldn’t forgive myself for it. (Saw your post from back in April.)
Turns out they’re back for the holidays bitch-az! I already ordered mine. http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/PopCulture/EverythingElse/ComicsAnimeCartoons//DC+Comics+Batman+Cozy+Throw+With+Sleeves-166049.jsp
Also, Spencers has hooded, caped, PJs. Amazing.
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/batman-hoodie-caped-pajamas/
Holy shit, guys, holy shit. Alert reader claretheloser is baller awesome and we should make her our king. If you also missed the snuggie train, mourn no longer! Click on the link above or stroll into your local Hot Topic and tell them you need a bat snuggie for GREAT JUSTICE. And then pay them money? Or at least don’t mention my name when the cops show up? kkthx, batbros.
Yet this wonderful submission brings us more than the snuggie.
Behold this fucking batglorious bounty, friends! Behold—
BATJAMAS:
NANANANANANANA SLUMBER PARTY NANANANANA
As always, feel free to write and send in “dear penthouse” style letters about how much sex you had in your batjammies.
I hate Harley’s new design for the DC reboot- much like the rest of the internet- so I took a quick pass at doing a modernized Harley that doesn’t immediately show off too much skin. And doesn’t put an acrobatic character in a corset, because that makes a ton of sense.
I think I’d be pretty happy if I owned a leather aviator cap with Harley-points.
So I’m not getting into this whole deal again
(I still hate the redesign—and, hey, what do you know: I also hated how they wrote her in the comic because function followed form—there’s this terrible line about evil or psychotic ex boyfriends, implying that there’s a lot of them, which makes her attraction the Joker boring instead of special and paradigm shifting…wait, didn’t I say I wasn’t getting into this again? Okay. But to be clear, this isn’t slut shaming; I’m all for Harls having had prior romantic and sexual entanglements, but I am not for the Joker being grouped into this “bad boy” type, because he’s much more than that—okay, okay, done, I swear!),
but: HEY! HYENA! IT’S BUD OR LOU! I LOVE BUD AND LOU.
Lookin’ good, Harls, lookin’ good. I’d wear all of that in a heartbeat.
(via queenabaddon)
My friend works at a pizza place and her boss made this<3
Wow
So I left this blog up with a picture of a cake dick all this time?
Whoops.
I’m sort of more upset by the fact that this means that a Nightwing post was at the top of my Batman blog, though. Is that telling? Are my priorities wrong?
So!
Nightwing cake dick.
How about that, tumblr, how about that. I’m not sure what you guys get in your submissions inbox, but I get bat cake dick. That’s how special my life is.
Is this where I finally make the “Dick just doesn’t do it for me,” joke? For I have been waiting to punnily declare my alliance to Bruce under the cowl.
Uh, if I knew who to credit for this, I would. If I knew how to put this behind a NSFW cut for you guys, I probably also would.
someone just submitted a picture of a cake that is also a dick
and it’s STILL BATMAN THEMED.
I love you guuuyyys.
Putting the junk back in batjunk tonight, word up.
