Bat fans, you know I like to blog about hideously expensive Batman merch. Why? Because I’m a fucking dirt broke student, that’s why. Things for five dollars that involve Batman? YES. I’m not even gonna think about it. My stack of singles and quarters are in your hands, Bats. Batman for ten dollars? Wibble. Wibble. Consider if you can get enough groceries from sympathizing parties to tide you over. Batman for twenty dollars? Pushing it, Bats, pushing it…
Batman for ridic money, however, is totally great to browse through. There’s no temptation! I absolutely cannot afford that shit! It’s beautiful!
So, in that spirit—and with the warning that this is old news, so this stuff is no longer sold in stores so you’re gonna have to hit up e bay—here is some RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE BAT  MERCH! For the Bruce Wayne in all of us! And by “all of us,” I mean, “the ones with steady jobs and/or rich parents.”
Thirty dollar socks! Wheeee!(you know Mista J wears those purple ones) 

Sixty two dollar shirt! Hooray!
$125 worth of tacky tie! Hurrah!
And for our grande finale, we shall jack up the pricetag by another hundred bucks for the—$225 BATMAN SCARF
 
That last picture was totally the most hilarious thing you’ve seen all day, wasn’t it? Don’t lie.
Model boy is trying SO HARD here! How endearing.
Oh, and those cufflinks? $125 a pair.

Bat fans, you know I like to blog about hideously expensive Batman merch. Why? Because I’m a fucking dirt broke student, that’s why. Things for five dollars that involve Batman? YES. I’m not even gonna think about it. My stack of singles and quarters are in your hands, Bats. Batman for ten dollars? Wibble. Wibble. Consider if you can get enough groceries from sympathizing parties to tide you over. Batman for twenty dollars? Pushing it, Bats, pushing it…

Batman for ridic money, however, is totally great to browse through. There’s no temptation! I absolutely cannot afford that shit! It’s beautiful!

So, in that spirit—and with the warning that this is old news, so this stuff is no longer sold in stores so you’re gonna have to hit up e bay—here is some RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE BAT  MERCH! For the Bruce Wayne in all of us! And by “all of us,” I mean, “the ones with steady jobs and/or rich parents.”

Thirty dollar socks! Wheeee!
(you know Mista J wears those purple ones) 

Sixty two dollar shirt! Hooray!

$125 worth of tacky tie! Hurrah!

And for our grande finale, we shall jack up the pricetag by another hundred bucks for the—
$225 BATMAN SCARF

 

That last picture was totally the most hilarious thing you’ve seen all day, wasn’t it? Don’t lie.

Model boy is trying SO HARD here! How endearing.

Oh, and those cufflinks? $125 a pair.

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