A collection of often adorable, sometimes bizarre, and always hilarious Batman related merchandise and crafts found on the internet. The vast majority of posts are sourced, so clicking on the picture takes a purchase page.
If it's ridiculous and Batman themed, it belongs here.
My personal tumblr, by contrast, is here, if you are so inclined.I wore my “I Believe in Harvey Dent” shirt to the con yesterday, and I was really pleasantly surprised with how many fellow Two-Face fans I met and talked to. The shirt also go me a discount and extra freebies from fellow believers. Fuck yeah!
Also, Mark Dos Santos is really nice and you should…
Mark Dos Santos is seriously the NICEST! I have like three of his prints—Joker and Harley, Harley and Bud and Lou, and, uh, Harley. Yeah.
I love it when batfans bond/find each other in public.
You know that if you are a petite little thing that stunted her growth by never sleeping as a child, you can fit into Batman briefs meant for little boys when you are in your mid 20’s? Little boy Batman undies are the best. Way better than those bat booty shorts so far.
Various versions of this have been floating around on my dash, and, yeah, the animated gif version was the one that basically killed me. He’s so haughty! Look at the face in the first one in the second row! And so devious! And so often the Joker frown is neglected, but LOOK at that angry angry little pout.
(via dixiedeadshake)
I’M GOOD, GUYS. I CAN FINALLY COME BACK TO THE BAT INTERNET NOW
OH MY GOD TDKR WAS PERFECT. SO WORTH GOING SUPER OUT OF MY WAY TO NOT BE SPOILED.
ps: at some point I managed to get a full time office gig and I think I have bought a piece of Bat merch every time I get a paycheck. I should update about that.
“This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren’t you? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”
Looks like someone has an asphyxiation fetish. Chokey chokey time!
(though I’m honestly not sure the Joker’s into being a gasper as much as Batman is into…being Batman.)
my beautiful obsession
I approve of basically everything that is going on here. Plus, I own one of those watches, but my bat booty shorts aren’t nearly as cool. Props! I love the non-Bats related ankh, too.
I am actually wearing a new Batman shirt RIGHT NOW but I’m probably too lazy to take a picture. I assure you it’s a cool shirt, though.
SUBMIT PICTURES OF YOUR BAT STUFF, BAT FANS!
Joker merch and other villains also welcome, of course.
I’m a punk ass straight edge former vegan, so I don’t smoke and never have—but if someone passed me this bowl think I’d just have to get high as hell immediately, you know?
Fuck, you guys—I still want these and don’t have them. And I’m jealous of all you fucks who do.
BRB MOURNING FOREVER OR UNTIL I GET A BETTER JOB.
Also, clearly the Joker wears these on his days off, right? Robin probably does, too. Everyone loves Bats!
(via chdela)
Guys, I know it’s kind of hard to tell, so you’ll have to trust me on this: someone made a narwhal Batman. Conceptually, I think that is something we can all get behind, because it’s ever closer to the goal of Batman+unicorn.
You know the only thing that depresses Bruce Wayne more than finding Batman panties on his hot supermodel date? Remember those? The boner killing “she loves my other self that only exists because my PARENTS ARE DEEEAD,” panties?
What could possibly be worse for Bruce than being upstaged by himself?
THESE BABIES.
Being upstaged by your most hated enemy: even worse.
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QUICK, EVERYONE PAYPAL ME $65 SO I CAN PUT MY FAVORITE COLOR AND MY FAVORITE VILLAIN ON MY TITS.
32 D! I am waiting, internet.
I don’t actually have anything to say. This is the product description:
Jae the Wolf has joined the Justice League as Batman.
