Batman snuggie is back, and now there’s PJs too
So I missed the train last year when Hot Topic had Batman snuggies and I couldn’t forgive myself for it. (Saw your post from back in April.)
Turns out they’re back for the holidays bitch-az! I already ordered mine. http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/PopCulture/EverythingElse/ComicsAnimeCartoons//DC+Comics+Batman+Cozy+Throw+With+Sleeves-166049.jsp
Also, Spencers has hooded, caped, PJs. Amazing.
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/batman-hoodie-caped-pajamas/
Holy shit, guys, holy shit. Alert reader claretheloser is baller awesome and we should make her our king. If you also missed the snuggie train, mourn no longer! Click on the link above or stroll into your local Hot Topic and tell them you need a bat snuggie for GREAT JUSTICE. And then pay them money? Or at least don’t mention my name when the cops show up? kkthx, batbros.
Yet this wonderful submission brings us more than the snuggie.
Behold this fucking batglorious bounty, friends! Behold—
BATJAMAS:


NANANANANANANA SLUMBER PARTY NANANANANA
As always, feel free to write and send in “dear penthouse” style letters about how much sex you had in your batjammies.
So I truly hope all y’all KNOW how dedicated I am to the ridiculous—the bat ridiculous. But if you’re a doubting douchebag who needs further proof of my devotion, I present you with:
MULTIPLE PICTURES OF THE BATMAN SNUGGIE
(that i stole off the internet)
(note that I am NOT bag-blog.com)



I hate posting sourceless stuff—link goes to a hot topic link that’s long sold out—but C’MON, I had to make an exception.
WHO IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH ROOM THERE IS IN THERE SO YOU CAN DRAG SOMEONE INSIDE THAT THING WITH YOU? SO YOU CAN HAVE SEX WHILE YOU’RE BOTH INSIDE IT? COME ON, ADMIT IT. YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BATMAN. YOU’LL SETTLE FOR INSIDE BATMAN, AMIRIGHT?
Wait, what? What do you mean that’s just me?
Whatever, man. I want one of these bad. I would never wear normal clothes again.
