Behold…My 3D Crystal Dick!!!
LED light under on a base that rotates on command :)
Batman snuggie is back, and now there’s PJs too
So I missed the train last year when Hot Topic had Batman snuggies and I couldn’t forgive myself for it. (Saw your post from back in April.)
Turns out they’re back for the holidays bitch-az! I already ordered mine. http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/PopCulture/EverythingElse/ComicsAnimeCartoons//DC+Comics+Batman+Cozy+Throw+With+Sleeves-166049.jsp
Also, Spencers has hooded, caped, PJs. Amazing.
Holy shit, guys, holy shit. Alert reader claretheloser is baller awesome and we should make her our king. If you also missed the snuggie train, mourn no longer! Click on the link above or stroll into your local Hot Topic and tell them you need a bat snuggie for GREAT JUSTICE. And then pay them money? Or at least don’t mention my name when the cops show up? kkthx, batbros.
Yet this wonderful submission brings us more than the snuggie.
Behold this fucking batglorious bounty, friends! Behold—
NANANANANANANA SLUMBER PARTY NANANANANA
As always, feel free to write and send in “dear penthouse” style letters about how much sex you had in your batjammies.
I Think I Make A Great NightWing
So hey, this guy! You should follow him because:
1) He’s biking 4000+ miles for cancer awareness,
2) He’s as Batman obsessed as the rest of us,
3) Biking for cancer is totally a Batman thing to do,
4) Possibly also a Bruce Wayne thing to do, and,
5) He makes a hot Nightwing. I know that there are Grayson fans out there, c’mon.
Go donate, y’all. Also, request that he do as much of the bike ride as possible in costume.
And, as a reminder, Bat Junk DOES take submissions!
PS: as a runner, cyclists are my natural enemy, but this IS a good cause, and, well. Dudes in costume should be supported, right?